Some Microsoft Humor From The Spoof

The Spoof is an online satire publication, much like The Onion. I've located some fun Microsoft stories from their archives to entertain everyone:

Microsoft Gives Away Windows:
Microsoft invents a new sales model for Windows, giving it away for free.

Microsoft patents the 'patent':
The owners of all patents ever issued have each been served with a court order today, informing them that they face legal action unless they agree to compensate Microsoft, who claim to have patented the 'patent' in 1620.
Rumors of a time machine being built under Bill Gate's mansion in an attempt to change the past have been...

U.S. Constitution exposed as Microsoft Word forgery:
A rip on the CBS/Dan Rather National Guard scandal

Gates fires God. Jesus too.:
Blaming rising costs and falling profits Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates reluctantly gave the Heavenly Father his "walking papers".